Crap ASCII Art [tm]

They say a picture says a thousand words, and what could say more than a wonderfully crafted Crap ASCII Art [tm] depiction of a rolling hitch or a plan for a kite arch? Who needs Photoshop?

• Kite Arch

  A simple plan for a Kite Arch in glorious Crap ASCII Art [tm].

• Box Kite

  The man wants a Box Kite. Give the man a Box Kite.

• Bridle Knot

  For attaching a line to a kite, loop, flare or grommet.

• Flying Lines to Handles

  Using the same knot to attach flying lines to handles.

• Rolling Hitch

  A sliding/locking knot for adjustable trick lines, et al.

• Sheet Bend

  Another useful knot rendered here in glorious Crap ASCII Art

• Trilobyte Eats Church - Film at 11

  When Kiteflying Goes Wrong